Droves of sun-bakers on the Grassy Knoll, cappuccino bearing walkers in active wear navigating the tight corridors of the Bondi to Bronte coastal walk...Some people just still don't get it.
To assist with the 1.5M rule, we have created the Bondi Beer Social Distancing Noodle. Use it if you are lacking in spatial awareness.
***(Now... I know there are going to be some mates of ours that will buy this so that we have to make another noodle... but don't... it's a funny make believe product...please don't purchase it or it will be very inconvenient and not funny. They take about an hour to make and god know how the hell we are going to post it. Just don't!, ok?)
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